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Driscoll - Bloody Mary and Homosexuality
  • Green19Green19 October 2011
    Posts: 16
    Anyone talked about Mark Driscoll's latest?

    I remember growing up the urban legend where if you stood in front of a mirror and said "bloody mary" three times, then turned off the lights, she'd appear. Now, according to Driscoll, if you catch a glimpse of yourself whacking in front of a mirror, you'll catch the gay.

    Here's my contribution to the thread.... :)

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  • Green19Green19 October 2011
    Posts: 16
    Also... apparently to Driscoll, you're NOT gay if you're spanking it with your wife in the room. But if she exits to say, powder her nose or something, you risk turning into a flamer.
  • MJG791MJG791 October 2011
    Posts: 301
    When I masturbate, I do it to pictures of Mark Driscoll cheering other half naked men at ultimate fighter matches.
    Enough + Gratitude = Abundance
  • Green19Green19 October 2011
    Posts: 16
    dude, be careful. sounds like you're at risk of falling in to a gayfinity loop.
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